11.
It was my great discrete pleasure at my last office job, to be sitting at my desk, a low, uninsured contractor, to make eye contact with the better paid, salaried employees, while I shoveled handfulls of spinach into my mouth with my fist
— Rowdy Rory Blank (@PissCastle) September 6, 2020
12.
I drank water from a ditch, just to see if it was drinkable
— Andy Riley (@AndyRileyish) September 5, 2020
13.
ate half a jar of baby corn for dinner
— Celia (@cblundo) September 5, 2020
14.
Sometimes I just pour parm straight into my mouth from the container
— future possum dad (@dibsonjake) September 5, 2020
15.
Bag of Reeses peanut butter pumpkins melted in my car.
I ate them like gogurts.
— JJ ~6′ away (@day10machine) September 6, 2020
16.
I picked up 4 Jell-O shots curbside from a bar I want to stay open in my slippers and sweatpants. Then had them while sitting in front of my computer.
— Hannah (@Hannalore1017) September 5, 2020
17.
Chopped off 3 inches of my hair over the bathroom sink, dry, because “I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE”
On an unrelated note my sink is now clogged
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) September 5, 2020
18.
I’ve been moving my coworker’s laptop dock, monitor, and desk accoutrements 3 to 4mm further away from me each day since June. She hasn’t noticed.
— Bottom O’the Barrel (@o_bottom) September 6, 2020
19.
Used a CD container lid as a bowl and a measuring cup as a spoon to avoid doing dishes. Twice
— kenosha brick for president (@sparkleeemotion) September 5, 2020
20.
I have a white board where I write down the last time I showered. So I remember to do it occasionally.
— Katie (@katiedidwhat) September 5, 2020