Ruin My Week
16.
https://twitter.com/lilmommylizz/status/1141375720800870401
17.
https://twitter.com/melissaandoval_/status/1138606070589296640
18.
https://twitter.com/bitchitshan/status/1144254573143625728
19.
In conclusion : I’m an idiot pic.twitter.com/H08bpvYouS
— ab (@skkaregay) June 15, 2019
20.
https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1139998347148664832
21.
https://twitter.com/TheCrewDog96/status/1140015271647879169
22.
https://twitter.com/dorsalstream/status/1140248607444099074
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https://twitter.com/yurivictor/status/1140762889629732864
24.
https://twitter.com/vvitchymama/status/1140069829568794625
25.
interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance”
me:
interviewer:
me: you don’t remember me do you?
— Conajam (@conajam) June 14, 2019
26.
Being the older sister is such a stressful thing like one minute I’m parenting then the next I’m helping my sister do shit she’s not supposed to be doin just because I want her to have fun & enjoy her youth
— Jules (@Juliana_serna04) June 17, 2019
27.
[during sex]
Me: hurt me
Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
Me: wait
Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 19, 2019
28.
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who carry gum and people who always ask other people for gum.
— Krystie Lee Yandoli (@KrystieLYandoli) June 19, 2019
29.
https://twitter.com/PabloPiqasso/status/1140564937716260864
30.
https://twitter.com/Gooooats/status/1141371857666334721
