31.
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 22, 2020
32.
how tf a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot, mf YOU ARE the robot😭
— Paki Blinder (@s41ah) December 11, 2020
33.
me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving pic.twitter.com/ZT0dg1Dtbx
— Cupid’s Nut ♥ (@damn_lui) September 5, 2020
34.
there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that
— jacky (@JackWilliamRtF) November 18, 2020
35.
“you’re so funny” thanks i did not have sex in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 4, 2020
36.
What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.
— Steve O'Brien (@MrsSteveMOBrien) November 2, 2020
37.
how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best
— ziak (@zziak22) September 13, 2020
38.
Me checking that they gave me my order right at the fast food drive thru pic.twitter.com/48buWSh4F8
— . (@saturnnboi) September 7, 2020
39.
— maha (@TVRVNTO) March 22, 2020
40.
idk how i'm feeling about my LinkedIn Wrapped… pic.twitter.com/RtkMJBGsBH
— mattfred (@itsmattfred) December 2, 2020