If you’re reading this, you made it through one more gross week of work, news, and whatever the hell else you’ve got going on in your life.
We like to celebrate the end of the week by taking all of the finest, funniest tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and putting them in one easily scrollable list.
So go ahead and scroll and laugh and screenshot, just don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Tfw your Piccadilly line service is haunted by a Victorian shoe shine boy pic.twitter.com/I4byLl8Fyi
— Hannah J Davies (@hannahjdavies) January 9, 2020
this frodo with this sam pic.twitter.com/gB2zRQkD79
— alison | #1 nori stan (@fooloffatook) January 7, 2020
Caught demons instead of men in Vegas pic.twitter.com/b9uXQgi8vP
— pamm (@xoxopamelaa18) January 5, 2020
my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS pic.twitter.com/4NcJGuvF4F
— syd the kid (@sydneyywhitson) January 8, 2020
Wait, the other ones can hear us?? https://t.co/wgXYgy4zI0
— Faith Moore (@FaithKMoore) January 1, 2020
i’m just a 24 year old woman standing in front of a 32 year old man asking him if he’s ready to leave the skate park or if he needs me to film his trick again from a different angle
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) January 9, 2020
Interviewer: Why’s there a 5-year gap in your resume?
Me: I went through a whole click bait gallery
— Hi, it’s Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) January 10, 2020
How I hurt myself:
Age 5: Jumped off a swing.
Age 21: Jumped off a bar table.
Age 38: Sleeping. I literally hurt myself while I was sleeping.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 10, 2020
me: i’m a very private person
me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the really dark stuff
— ugly and sad ♡ (@SpookyGothLoser) January 7, 2020