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Hey there, how you doing? Good? Bad? Bored? Either way, it’s fine. I mean it’s gonna be fine (or “fine”) because guess what? Whether you realized it or not, today is Friday!
Sure, it FEELS like every other day right now, but still. We collected all of the funniest damn tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and tossed them into this post. It’s not hard work, but it does technically count as work.
Anyway, go ahead and scroll through while you’re stuck at home or hiding from your kids or whatever the hell you’re up to right now. Just remember to smash that next page button and then go wash your hands.
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PLS STOP LAUGHING. white women only do this when they’re VERY stressed or in painpic.twitter.com/YbBuL2LXCu
— She Extends (ft. Megan Thee Stallion) (@68tilinfinity) April 10, 2020
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Wow. This is Chicago, IL where the bean’s babies have finally returned after not being seen for over 100 years. The earth is healing, we are the virus. pic.twitter.com/vDeojTAB9j
— casey (@CaseyIwanski) April 6, 2020
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My horses disappointment of dropping her apple… pic.twitter.com/9pVIBRvCya
— Ell (@elllenrebecca) April 4, 2020
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how tf am I an essential worker pic.twitter.com/3opJ1XKokk
— ashh (@saintashxx) April 5, 2020
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Yeah bro no FUCKING SHIT pic.twitter.com/zOQ7EdvJ1w
— lee, PhD, eraser of b*s*xuals (@applyingforjob) April 7, 2020
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2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 10, 2020
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Me: Damn, this is a really long trailer.
Netflix: Bitch, you’re watching the episode. Surprise.— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) April 4, 2020