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No emoji will ever compare with “:/“….they just don’t have the range
— dylan (@dylanthegypsy) April 7, 2020
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THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?
ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I’m learning to cook
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) April 5, 2020
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You never know a person til they name their first kid. You think you have a best friend til this bitch names her kid Euripides Barclay Smith and now you gotta hate her.
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) April 5, 2020
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guys will stand 5’8” from you and call it 6 feet
— Andrea Long Chu (@theorygurl) April 4, 2020
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without handlers every celeb has revealed themselves to be a Jenna Maroney
— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) April 7, 2020
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— A.H. Cayley (@ahcayley) April 9, 2020
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I got off the couch today like some sort of Olympian.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 8, 2020
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the only way to truly enjoy someones Instagram story is if ur completely in love with them or U want them dead. everything in between its like…what is going on here
— helena (@freshhel) April 6, 2020