Welcome to the weekend. You did it. You made it. You can rest easy now and just read some funny tweets. You love funny tweets! And we love you. We love you so much, we collected the funniest tweets from women on Twitter and put them all together in one list. There are no funnier tweets than these, so don’t bother looking. Just read, laugh, repeat, share. Namaste.
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https://twitter.com/halexwilli/status/1175168319101579264
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I went to a Hello Kitty Pop-Up today and there was a place to write down wishes and I found this pic.twitter.com/xKg5NPkmm6
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 24, 2019
3.
computer science major schedule:
1. beep
2. boop
3. boop
4. bop
5. 100k salary— hopifer (@trshboatasswgn) September 26, 2019
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hey, it's me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him "this dork" in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I'm allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— Dana Schwartz – on hiatus (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1177642867453517825
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https://twitter.com/pepsicko/status/1175397760519954432
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Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
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everyone needs to see how great my staff is pic.twitter.com/RjEPt7y4nC
— ana 🐇 (@serendipitouus) September 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/LeenaSalinas/status/1175243703239266305
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I strive for the absolutely unhinged confidence of someone who uses cock instead of dick in casual conversation
— Celina (@nikoojende) September 23, 2019