That feeling of a rising weight off your chest can only mean one thing—time to delay going to the doctor for another week! Ok, that and it’s Friday, so TWO things. Because we love you and care about your mental health, we collected the funniest tweets from women this week free of charge. (But if you want to send us money, that’s fine too—it’s YOUR life!) Go ahead and scroll through and laugh, you’ve earned it!
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When you’re using Apple Maps and realize you’ve been walking the wrong direction for two blocks pic.twitter.com/pB2zR1vgyX
— B. (@Bridgianity) October 23, 2019
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subscribe to my onlyfans to peep my ankles pic.twitter.com/pr73aaUc8e
— neon anica werewolf hunter (@anicacoela) October 22, 2019
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When everyone warns you about your crush, but you don’t care pic.twitter.com/USEjumVDXU
— Diamond Brown (@HereIsDime) October 23, 2019
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— Christin Bailey (@hexprax) October 24, 2019
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How is it that the Madame Tussauds wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does? Oh my god pic.twitter.com/pdkHLbN488
— Gravelord NEETo (@coherentstates) October 25, 2019
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Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks pic.twitter.com/RtcG1zQUlh
— D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) October 19, 2019
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the great pumpkin is gay
lots of lead up? dramatic? loves halloween? makes you wait up all night for them and then eventually ghosts? baby, that’s a homosexual
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 24, 2019
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I’m sorry but if you are dating my crush you need to have easily accessible pictures of you online so I can compare myself to you IN A HEALTHY WAY.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) October 24, 2019
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I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops
— Maya Murillo (@mayainthemoment) October 22, 2019