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11.
My father-in-law has 28 grandchildren and 45 great grandchildren and he has an excel spreadsheet that he refers to regularly so he can remember all their names.
— Cindi B. in NH (@UtahMomsLife) October 21, 2019
12.
Me, writing an email:
I’m using an exclamation point so you know I’m friendly and excited! But now I’m using a period so that you know I’m not crazy. Here’s another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) October 24, 2019
13.
i wonder what the rest of the future envisioned by the dippin dots inventors looked like
— maura 🧟♀️ johnston (@maura) October 24, 2019
14.
Sorry did someone ask for my impression of an Australian bingo night emcee pic.twitter.com/MF3LNO70wL
— caitie thee delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 24, 2019
15.
Sorry did someone ask for my impression of an Australian bingo night emcee pic.twitter.com/MF3LNO70wL
— caitie thee delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 24, 2019
16.
I grabbed the right Tupperware lid on the first try and I’ve never felt more drunk with power.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 20, 2019
17.
how come in movies people can punch each other 500 times while falling off a building and get up but in real life i accidentally kicked the end of the couch and i had to lie on the floor for 30 minutes
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 24, 2019
18.
Me rushing to put a face mask on as soon as I feel my mental health slipping pic.twitter.com/nfBNeBbynh
— jenan (@jxnann) October 21, 2019
19.
Nothing brings out the worst in me like someone trying to teach me a new card game
— Molly Erdman (@erdmanmolly) October 21, 2019
20.
75% of the time spent together in modern relationships is just comparing phone battery life to determine who gets to use the charger first
— Tԋҽ Gιɾl Wԋσ Cαɱҽ ƚσ Slαყ (@Mom_Overboard) October 20, 2019