Hey, congrats on making it through basically an entire week of Halloween. Thankfully, we’re out of the spooky woods and into November. Here are the funniest damn tweets from women to celebrate the beginning of the rest of Fall. Or autumn. Or whatever you want to call it. You do you, but also read these tweets.
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Here is my mother as Rick James for Halloween . I’m yellinggggg pic.twitter.com/U10chlFC2q
— . (@LaTriiis) November 1, 2019
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This Halloween, Heidi Klum dressed up as what I think I look like compared to Heidi Klum. pic.twitter.com/uPwQi5rNBI
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) November 1, 2019
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this is where one might say “same” pic.twitter.com/AjhHwlsnvN
— Sarah Holder (@sarahsholder) October 29, 2019
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getting a “can we reschedule” text right before leaving the house pic.twitter.com/vnlpriaFZS
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) October 29, 2019
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horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed
“what was that?”
“oh my god Jessica it’s GOLF”— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) October 29, 2019
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Happy Halloween pic.twitter.com/shZ5n1Dzed
— alexa (@_alexxaa_22) November 1, 2019
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This teapot is giving me attitude pic.twitter.com/sGm6hxsB3M
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 27, 2019
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There is a bug in my mail box. That’s his house now. He is the captain. I wonder where I will get my mail.
— roxane gay (@rgay) October 30, 2019
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I decided to help him out because I thought he was stuck, turns out he just likes to be upside down lmao pic.twitter.com/jJma03I9E5
— camila (@camilalissethh) October 25, 2019