Welcome to the weekend, bitches. To commemorate this occasion, we swept up all the funniest tweets from the women of Twitter dot com and emptied the dustpan into this post. These are all the funny tweets you might have missed, and probably a few you were lucky enough to see. Enjoy!
1.
Nobody:
My period, the morning I have to be somewhere: pic.twitter.com/UPI46zbp4e
— Roxy ➐ (@hotgirIroxy) November 5, 2019
2.
BRUH 😂🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/WisHepefb1
— ʎʇʇǝu ☻ (@netty_ruiz) November 4, 2019
3.
Me realizing imma be single for the holidays AGAIN pic.twitter.com/XFk8mVSxY6
— em (@emilysalibra) November 4, 2019
4.
When I’m bored I go around putting
these stickers on paper towel
dispensers pic.twitter.com/WUwHDPm1nS— Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) November 4, 2019
5.
preparing pic.twitter.com/4KBRsfxysT
— c a d d d d d d 🦋 (@cadnaour) November 8, 2019
6.
My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom.
He came in here and I acted like I was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts. ☠️☠️☠️
— Touched By Ty Creative Services (@TouchedByTy) November 3, 2019
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8.
Indie girl: “meet my boyfriend”
Her boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/hhRwNqfhO5— ursula (@AltOccult) November 6, 2019
9.
dick had me going hiking
— e-girl for hire (@nomunnynohunny) November 8, 2019
10.
Face DOWN
Ass UP
That’s the way she
Passed away…
Quietly at 1:30AM at Mt. Sinai surrounded by her loved ones 💗— Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) November 5, 2019