The women of Twitter dot com are very funny, and last week was no exception. Here are the funniest tweets from women this week.
Smh my girlfriend and I get a cat and suddenly we don’t know how to act pic.twitter.com/54VeDaqqCB
— V (@bumble_veee) November 20, 2019
Google Slides. Google Docs. pic.twitter.com/HdnrYVpzeZ
— alondra 🦔 (@homealonedra) November 19, 2019
My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg pic.twitter.com/EoFrkEVR6H
— Breanna Rodriguez (@BreannaRufina) November 14, 2019
If you put away the clean laundry on the same day that you wash it, I feel like that’s what you should lead with on your resume.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 18, 2019
Nothing makes me more drunk with millennial power than helping boomers turn off the flashlight on their phone.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 18, 2019
Friendly reminder that Jason Alexander played a serial killer on Criminal Minds and this is what he looked like pic.twitter.com/uDwBNedZ8V
— Jess Goodwin 🧛🏻♀️ (@thejessgoodwin) November 21, 2019
Ma’am who the fuck pic.twitter.com/o0Cp3GNJxv
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) November 17, 2019
women posting their ugly boyfriends on Instagram like “what would I do without this goof” girl you would thrive that’s what you would do
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) November 20, 2019
my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 pic.twitter.com/zO52LYbifN
— Rachel Therrien (@riquelz96) November 17, 2019
i’m more than just a perfect pair of tits you know. i’m also a pert, juicy ass and a great set of gams
— rax king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 21, 2019