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This is a safe space. Safe from work, safe from responsibility, safe from people asking you about the weekend plans you don’t have. This space is just for absent mindedly scrolling through tweets, specfically the funny tweets made by women this week. Have a good time and don’t stress. You have our permission to take a break (and also phone it in until January).
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no one still wants to fight me after I gently remove my earrings and swallow them
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) March 4, 2019
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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
— Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) December 12, 2019
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when you tweet an opinion about Star Wars https://t.co/jNnyX03MHY
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 12, 2019
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i want what she has pic.twitter.com/yFZ9R1RBEy
— (@bjorks_strapon) December 12, 2019
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my boyfriend said “oh my god my cat looks like baby yoda” and i look over and sure enough pic.twitter.com/lAMfGbetF0
— *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ (@BLOODTHRSTYXBBY) December 8, 2019
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i went out for my birthday and i’m vegan so they gave me a single slice of banana instead of cake pic.twitter.com/pLjEFwaMb8
— Yazmin ⓥ (@yazisAlright) December 7, 2019
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This is Adam Driver https://t.co/DZV5kX6VA9
— Liz Charboneau (@lizchar) December 12, 2019
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cinematic parallels pic.twitter.com/qbxtpvldOh
— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) December 9, 2019
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i often think about the guy i had over once who yelled “alexa” in the middle of us making out to put on some music despite the fact that i do not have an alexa
— Sarah Everett (@goddammitsarah) December 11, 2019