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Welcome to that weird week in between Christmas and New Year’s. After stuffing yourself full of cookies, you deserve a little break before you drink yourself silly. That’s why we gathered up the funniest tweets from women this week. Have fun scrolling before you’re forced to contemplate another year gone and one more on the way.
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Meredith literally cross stitch rick rolled me for Christmas pic.twitter.com/mWv0Dgxocd
— Marina (@marinaamiller) December 25, 2019
2.
My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it’s amazing. pic.twitter.com/ugi4TWU5AB
— Paige Pettoruto Hallmark Special (@Akiora) December 24, 2019
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kris jenner missing kim’s entire speech while she tries to figure out how to use IG live is my new favorite thing pic.twitter.com/NT4S5VEQKr
— lex (@lexmichaela) December 25, 2019
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I got Disney+ because I GOTTA know if baby boy yods actually takes a sweet lil sip from that big ol’ mug pic.twitter.com/pKvBGy6wJL
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 19, 2019
5.
Gonna have my pussy appraised at Antiques Roadshow one day
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) December 25, 2019
6.
miso just took a shower. didn’t cry or scratch me. she get treat. pic.twitter.com/92hZ3v3YKf
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) December 22, 2019
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Imagine looking at this high pic.twitter.com/n97YjwUPig
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) December 25, 2019
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parents love to have showers that vacillate between two temperatures (lukewarm and on fire) based on an unknowable and perhaps supernatural system
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) December 23, 2019
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Sorry but “tender and mild” is an absolutely nuts way to describe a baby you’re not trying to eat!
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 23, 2019
10.
that’s adam driver https://t.co/tyhVoGuPM5
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) December 23, 2019