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Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look pic.twitter.com/3uMoucwgEO
— ali (@alifanacct) December 22, 2019
12.
did a pretty good job fielding questions like “why do we have teeth” from this three-year old but he’s got me stumped with “why are you?”
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 24, 2019
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My dad bought a stuffed animal pug at CVS because someone was returning it in front of him in line and he didnt want it to feel unloved at the holidays
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 24, 2019
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Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 23, 2019
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po•wer cou•ple | noun
1. Two straight ppl I’ve never heard of posing in front of a mall Christmas tree, I guess?
2. I can’t even tell if they both have jobs. Maybe they work at the mall?
3. Why did Instagram stop serving me chihuahua content?— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) December 22, 2019
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a coworker just said “thank you baby jesus” about a work thing and a very christian woman i work with said “jesus isn’t a baby anymore” and the original coworker said “what” and the christian one went “god grew up amanda”
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) December 21, 2019
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I see reviews of the decade about to end and different cultural milestones that defined us but I believe few moments represent the ’10s better than this: a common person taking a complex task in their hands with no skill or preparation delivering a perplexing result for posterity pic.twitter.com/qXdtPvH9ns
— Flavia Dzodan (@redlightvoices) December 20, 2019
18.
Men who’ve never lived with women: you need a garbage can in your bathroom if you ever plan of having women as guests. Just trust me on this one.
Cannot believe how many dudes don’t get this.
— Hilary Agro (@hilaryagro) December 20, 2019
19.
i dont want a job i just want to rotate slowly under a warm light like a 7-eleven hot dog
— (@6969_6969696969) December 25, 2019
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My family doesn’t appreciate my biblically accurate angel cookie pic.twitter.com/3sgyCYt9bJ
— Sarah Linders (@VelociSarah) December 26, 2019