Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the funniest tweets we saw this week.
“don’t take this the wrong way” – me giving advice on how to travel on a train
— everett byram (@rad_milk) August 24, 2016
this is how most of my friendships work pic.twitter.com/ssZX4Ff1kj
— kristen drum (@kristendrum) July 30, 2016
[first day as a beekeeper]
Me: you guys can go if you want— David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 24, 2016
me: [slides bank teller a note]
bank teller: what’s a “roblery”— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 18, 2016
TRUMP: ideas?
AIDE 1: be meaner
AIDE 2: attack hillary
RYAN LOCHTE: say hillary robbed u at gunpoint
T: who the hell is this guy? i like him— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) August 18, 2016
Pleasure to meet you. The name’s… pic.twitter.com/Auq5ynNTHJ
— Jay C (@jaybn1) August 18, 2016
ME: my wife eats all the caramel corn and leaves the cheese
JUDGE: give this man full custody of the kids
ME: no wait they do the same thing— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 18, 2016
*texting*
sister: grandma passed away..
me: sadface.gif
me: did that load
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) August 18, 2016
asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/AAJtJSFpyX
— tinybaby (@tinybaby) August 20, 2016
There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy’s job. pic.twitter.com/b9YeTqtGCv
— Sloane Crosley (@askanyone) August 23, 2016
If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
— Max Dylan AshKetchem (@mynameisntdave) August 17, 2016
Pet Store Manager: What qualifies you to work here?
Applicant: I’m kind of sweet yet sad & a bit creepy for some reason
PSM: You’re hired!— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) August 23, 2016
oh its ur birthday? here, spit on this cake we’re all about to fuckin eat
— YUNG TRIGGER GOD (@buttgh0st) July 5, 2016
[camera passes people yelling at me to kill myself and freezes on my face] As far back as I can remember I always wanted to write tweets
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 23, 2016
*accordion sounds* pic.twitter.com/oMwXvyOZV4
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) August 15, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.
