Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
every day i lose more friends pic.twitter.com/FQWED2ROFH
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) April 8, 2017
*watching James Blunt mouth “not you” to me after singing You’re Beautiful in concert*
— Davey Pants (@dave_cactus) March 20, 2017
[dolphin pod]
“You still dating Dana?”
— Nah
“You two didn’t…click lol”
— It’s because she’s not Jewish but thanks for the insensitivity
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) April 12, 2017
Did Ben Carson really get stuck in an elevator or was that just Sean Spicers way of explaining to the press how slavery happened?
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 12, 2017
the world on the pizza boxes looks so nice, but I’m sure they still have the same problems as us pic.twitter.com/KkZFpJlF3k
— chris (@BassoonJokes) April 13, 2017
me: I’m gonna lose weight this year!
also me: I have ordered enough sushi to kill me.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) April 12, 2017
North Korea missiles slow af pic.twitter.com/m2oJOBGY3t
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) April 11, 2017
therapist: how have you been
me: depressed
therapist: omg still? lol
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) April 10, 2017
Close one eye, it’s Affleck. Close the other, it’s Kimmel pic.twitter.com/fUViMRhqkA
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) April 7, 2017
this Hannity tweet from 2013 is so good it should be enlarged, printed on a 10′ by 10′ canvas, and hung in a museum pic.twitter.com/a38X0jRJbH
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) April 7, 2017
Thrilled to get this book signed today pic.twitter.com/Y3yk2XDRT0
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 11, 2017
It’s time for #Assad to realize that chemical weapons are being taken seriously by #Trump AND the entire #waitstaff of #Mar-a-lago.
— David Mandel (@DavidHMandel) April 7, 2017
United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce…. pic.twitter.com/KQjPClU2d2
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2017
Please sign my petition to launch Steve Bannon at Syria
— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) April 8, 2017
If anyone can dig up any evidence of Trump contradicting himself, he’s TOAST.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) April 7, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s funniest tweets.
