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Hey there, how you doing? Good? Bad? Bored? Either way, it’s fine. I mean it’s gonna be fine (or “fine”) because guess what? Whether you realized it or not, today is Friday! (I think)
Sure, it FEELS like every other day right now, but still. We collected all of the funniest damn tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and tossed them into this post. It’s not hard work, but it does technically count as work.
Anyway, go ahead and scroll through while you’re stuck at home or hiding from your kids or whatever the hell you’re up to right now. Just remember to smash that next page button and then go wash your hands.
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me, turning my wifi off & on again: i am a woman in STEM
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 23, 2020
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please don't drink cleaner it's how mischa barton died in the sixth sense
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) April 24, 2020
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got a fridge full of bullshit leftovers i loathe and resent
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 22, 2020
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The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom pic.twitter.com/kCiHCUnstE
— linds (@Lwowwy) April 21, 2020
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https://twitter.com/kochsister/status/1254150786113851399
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https://twitter.com/andlikelaura/status/1253666867761172480
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MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
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when my phone is charging to my computer but my computer isn’t plugged in, it feels like The Giving Tree, does this make sense
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 25, 2020