People Are Sharing Their Funniest “Sleep-Talking” Stories (29 Tweets)

Hearing someone talk in their sleep can be creepy and confusing, but also hilarious. One time, a friend passed out on the couch while we were watching a movie. Out of nowhere he sits right up and yells, “It’s just a flesh wound!” and I haven’t been the same since. He’s not allowed to stay at my place anymore. I bet these people sharing similar sleep-talking stories feel the same way.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.