People with tattoos are just as varied as the art the adorns their bodies. There are all different kinds of tattoos out there, and so there are all different kinds of experiences for the people who have them. But, even still, there are certain universal truths for all tattoo-havers. These tweets about tattoos prove that there are certain things that just make sense to everyone who’s been inked, whether they have one funny tattoo or dozens.
1.
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!
Also family: Have a baby 🙂
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) September 17, 2018
2.
Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean
Me: flower 🙂
— kenz (@kenzgm) April 29, 2019
3.
“Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.
— grapefruit topo (@michael_aas) June 2, 2019
4.
getting a tattoo done by someone with a lot of tattoos is the same feeling I get when I work out next to someone already super in shape. Please don’t look me in the eyes, I’m ashamed.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 4, 2020
5.
‘wHaT dO yOur TatTooS MeAn’
they mean im fucking cool ok— kaytamine (@fleetwood__max) July 8, 2019
6.
sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 13, 2018
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my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors
my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!
— ~ taylor ~ (@tayIorjw) November 18, 2018
8.
“Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old”
Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen
— Jakob 🥀 (@TheJakobRose) December 25, 2018
9.
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
— Deyoncé (@deelalz) August 31, 2018
10.
You can tell a lot about a girl with a 3 rose tattoo by where her 3 roses are located. 3 roses on her shoulder? She’ll beat your ass. 3 roses on her hip? She’ll also beat your ass.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 4, 2020