WHO IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/XsR838zFIF
— chet porter (@chetporter) June 10, 2014
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
It's so cold out I'm calling my ex just to get in a heated conversation.
— Kevin O'Neill (@KevinBuffalo) January 4, 2018
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Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
when aliens abduct ur ex pic.twitter.com/Eft0sTsG58
— Kap (@Mudkap) February 1, 2015