Ruin My Week
12.
Excited to announce I’m launching a new true crime podcast, “They Never Caught The Guy Who Did It So You Might As Well Stop Listening After The Episode Where I Describe The Murder”
— pixelated (something halloween-related) (@pixelatedboat) August 12, 2018
13.
Watching a true crime show where the guy on trial is listening to/talking about classical music. Not a good sign. If you know the difference between Bach and Verdi, you’ve definitely killed a spouse.
— Sam Morril (@sammorril) July 9, 2018
14.
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017
15.
[First date]
Him: I love murder mysteries.
Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.
— Sardonic Tart ?? (@SardonicTart) February 20, 2018
16.
I just gave a strange child a piece of candy on the train.
I asked the mom first and it was unopened.
I’m not a creep.
But as someone who is obsessed with true crime stories there’s a big part of me that wants to yell at the mom, the kid, and myself for letting this happen.
— Leanna Renee (@leannuh_renay) March 16, 2018
17.
Like honestly sometimes self-care is staying home on a Saturday night and marathoning true crime shows about ladies who murder dudes.
— Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww) November 12, 2017
18.
I could never write true crime because I’m terrible with cardinal directions. Fuck southeast corner of the lawn. I’d be like “footprints were found on the right side of the yard if you’re looking at the house from the street.”
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 10, 2018
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I watch so many murder shows that I'm afraid to close my eyes in the shower
— Shayli🌻 (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016
20.
For someone with extreme anxiety I sure do love true crime shows
— clarinet Ⓥ (@fit_with_hips) March 26, 2018
21.
Watching a 13 hour true crime show. It’s like jury duty in your sweatpants.
— Sam Morril (@sammorril) July 8, 2018
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I’ve seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016
