Ruin My Week
23.
when ur watching a true crime doc and the suspicious husband/bf/so says “i love my wife and i would never do anything to hurt her” pic.twitter.com/TB9PBod1s3
— nerb (@bren_palmer) March 27, 2018
24.
Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…
Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
— Patrick Stevens (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017
25.
My favorite past times include watching true crime documentaries, listening to My Favorite Murder podcasts, reading reddit threads of creepy stories, and then wondering why I can’t fall asleep at night
— Shae (@shae_thompson_) March 6, 2018
26.
Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.
— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018
27.
If I got paid for watching true crimedocumentaries I’d be a millionaire.
— 👻Sardonic Tart👻 (@SardonicTart) October 18, 2018
28.
Dear TV show reenactments of real life crimes – the actors you hire are ridiculous & I’m laughing during this murder & that’s fucked up
— Ridin’ Dirty (@Doctomom) October 24, 2013
29.
I’ve watched so many murder shows that now every time I’m in a parking lot I get fully prepared to fight off a kidnapper
— Ginger Spice (@angdebiase) June 7, 2016
30.
when u want new episodes of forensic files but then u realize the only way thats able to happen pic.twitter.com/t46brJl2cY
— rinker (@rinkydinky) March 19, 2018
31.
Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*
Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they’re alone*
Why am I like this? ?
— ~Whit? (@StarlightSims) December 28, 2017
32.
This murder show I’m watching hitting me with a BIG mood pic.twitter.com/VnzDfqBonL
— Melly in DC (@mellyindc) March 21, 2018
33.
Murder shows teach me one thing. Watch out for people who own a lake house.
— bec. (@becsrcoleman) September 12, 2014
34.
*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*
*can’t come up with a good alibi why I’m late for work*
— Idle (@Mindless4Miles) January 7, 2016
35.
Came home to my husband watching ID Channel, dinner cooked and an empty sink.
I have never feared for my life and been simultaneouslyturned on than I am in this moment.
— Judy from the internet (@jnapsalot) January 24, 2018
36.
Gonna let the Forensic Files narrator soothe me to sleep with murder stories now.
— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) February 25, 2018
