You’ve been there before. You’re at the gym and you’re getting in the flow of a killer workout when all of a sudden, some guy shows up. It’s never fully clear exactly what he wants, but one thing is clear: he’s at the gym to make his presence known.
Men at the gym have a tendency to annoy the other patrons around them, and these tweets show that people are fed up with it.
Whether it’s trying and failing to flirt or just trying to show off their fitness know-how, there is no end to the annoyances men at the gym inflict on others.
There’s a dude at my gym who keeps saying “swag” during every rep.
Somebody please send help.
— Elton Castee (@EltonCastee) September 6, 2016
Not a fucking soul:
Gross men at the gym mansplaining proper form to women as a way to shoot their shot: pic.twitter.com/ULZ6mVCJR7
— ēó (@TheCrewDog96) May 20, 2019
Women at the gym: normal, try not to take up too much space, wipe the machines off when they’re done
Men at the gym: hog up all the machines at one time, walk around without shoes, wear jorts, drink a couple of bud heavys between sets, never clean their bench off
— the jimmy hoffa of local 542 dick sucking factory (@JawnValjawn) December 10, 2019
I get a good laugh from seeing men at the gym lifting weights way heavier than they really should with bad form just to be all ~macho~ Yes all the ladies are very impressed with your upcoming back problems and poor posture
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) August 10, 2019
There’s a guy at my gym who keeps barking like a dog every time he squats.
I jumped out of pure fear the first time it happened.
— Anisa Jomha (@AnisaJomha) January 14, 2018
Guy at the gym just made me stop my workout and take off my headphones so he could tell me I look great, and then when I said “Oh. I know, *he* was annoyed.
— Aubrey Hirsch (@aubreyhirsch) December 13, 2019
I legitimately just witnessed a MASSIVE guy at the gym checking himself out in the mirror for a few minutes, he then proceeded to blow a kiss to himself and under his breath say to himself “fuck yeah”. Don’t know if I hate this guy, or if I just want his confidence
— Collin Hanes (@HanesCollin) February 28, 2019
Dude at my gym just finished working out and legit started eating a spaghetti dinner on the row machine.
— Blackniss Everdeen™ (@RockyTopKeith) September 19, 2019
Men shouldn’t be allowed to wear sunglasses at the gym. We ALL know why you’re wearing them and y’all need to fucking stop. Next time I see a guy wearing them and blatantly staring at me I’m going to rip them off his nasty ass face and throw them in the garbage
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) January 6, 2020
one time I saw some guy at the gym at 6am drinking a 1 gallon jug of milk instead of water between sets and idk where he is but for the sake of everyone I hope it’s prison
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) January 10, 2020