Women who wear a full face of makeup are told they are a catfish or that a date should “take them swimming on the first date” to see what they look like underneath. But what about men who wear beanies or hats to cover up a receding hairline or maybe they’re even completely bald?
These people know exactly what they’re doing because there’s no reasonable explanation for someone wearing a beanie in July beside them being something worse than a catfish: a “Hatfish.”
That’s right, women have finally named this phenomenon and are banning together to stop it. Let’s be clear here that this is not about shaming men for losing their hair; we know you can’t help it!
Women just want to broadcast to the word that men need to stop hanging onto the last scraps of their thinning hair and instead “Bic it and hit the gym.” You’ll look like Bruce Willis instead of sweating through a beanie in the middle of summer. You’ve never seen a bald person and thought, “wtf, where is his hair? He looks so weird! I wish he had a hat on!”
It won’t happen to you either, I promise.