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Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 hilarious tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
[new painting unveiled]
KING: you painted headless pube monsters again
ROYAL PAINTER (not making eye contact): yeah
KING: jeffrey, dude, wtf pic.twitter.com/YnCre5Qjfj— Wylde de Beest (@flashember) March 10, 2017
he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on pic.twitter.com/3idhyzrvl6
— julien (@eggsandbread) March 14, 2017
BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump Asked to Squint Her Eyes If She’s In Danger
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) March 12, 2017
i have the diet of a boy who found 20 dollars
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) March 13, 2017
My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO pic.twitter.com/9myoYVSWmc
— Julie240 (@Juliie240) March 9, 2017
BODY: finally time to sleep
BRAIN: nope
BODY: not again
BRAIN: have you ever pictured-
BODY: please stop
BRAIN: …a koala in Heelys— The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) March 10, 2017
i fixed ur flag pin for u sean pic.twitter.com/Y9iCnYNKny
— darth™ (@darth) March 10, 2017
Whoever sent me this POTATO!!!! Much appreciated…. pic.twitter.com/fVaqRvvgTn
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) March 15, 2017
TrumpCare: It’s like Trump University, but you die.
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) March 9, 2017
I tried to send this photo to a group iMessage but I accidentally sent it to my mum and I am LOSING it pic.twitter.com/gSl4FN9qH4
— disgraced vlogger (@jrhennessy) March 11, 2015
y’all, i apologize. i got so excited to do racism that i slipped up and did a dang perjury! pic.twitter.com/sl04VNuTeG
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) March 2, 2017
PEOPLE: A snowstorm is coming, and we’re out of food. Someone please help us.
CINNAMON RAISIN BREAD: I’ll help you!
PEOPLE: No thanks pic.twitter.com/9gEeG5jp2q— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) March 13, 2017
You’ll never feel lonelier or more aware of every inch of your body than during the instrumental break of the karaoke song you’re singing.
— Chris Franjola (@ChrisFranjola) March 10, 2017
BOSS: I’ve called you here because I suspect one of you… IS AN OWL
ME: Who?
*everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°*— Eldge (@Sickayduh) July 12, 2015
ME: Oh–I’m…shit I’m sorry, I didn’t know anyone was in here.
CHAIRS: *making chair sex noises* pic.twitter.com/8H2UFIFXLX— Amy (@MsFoxIfUrNasty) March 7, 2017
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funny tweets.
