Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some hilarious tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the top tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
I forgot the name for a beaver the other day so I referred to them as “architect squirrels.”
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) May 15, 2017
Well, we know aliens don’t exist or Trump would’ve tweeted it by now.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 16, 2017
I love how they gave Scooby-Doo a speech impediment, as if people would be like “That makes sense, because dogs have difficulty speaking..”
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) May 17, 2017
There are three kinds of tweeters pic.twitter.com/iIehafbg4K
— Etan Weisfogel (@EtanHeytan) May 16, 2017
Mitch McConnell always lookin like he JUST realized he forgot to pick up his grandson at daycare & this was his last chance to prove himself pic.twitter.com/E3NmTe1UjI
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) May 16, 2017
Goldfish: hey guess what
Other Goldfish: what
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) May 17, 2017
the White House staffer in charge of printing out these things doesn’t know what Ivanka does either pic.twitter.com/o5SNhnrwjy
— (⌐■_■) (@dorseyshaw) May 17, 2017
me vs the girl he tells me not to worry about pic.twitter.com/RwSTUApJac
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) April 23, 2017
ME (working in a bank): Ugh I am so tired today
ROBBER: EVERYONE ON THE GROUND & DO NOT MOVE
ME [blowing up neck pillow] I could kiss you
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) May 14, 2017
Alright, I did the math. If I stopped eating avocado toast every day, I would be able to afford a bad house in Los Angeles in 642 years. pic.twitter.com/nqhiqnQ07E
— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) May 15, 2017
Comey’s notes are very good. pic.twitter.com/8JrYwMU5Jc
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) May 16, 2017
*falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones*
ME: *into headset mic* I’m in
— NoKids3Money (@VanGobot) April 11, 2017
an inchworm hitched a ride to the sub shop so we gave him some lettuce. everybody eats pic.twitter.com/bvqivi1LEe
— Your Trusted Wizard (@Choplogik) May 12, 2017
Wasted no time pic.twitter.com/tmOnStpQbM
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) May 14, 2017
Sean Spicer has the calm of a man trying to hold an armful of loose oranges and one keeps falling
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 12, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s collection of funny tweets.