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Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the most hilarious tweets we saw this week, featuring a good dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
RUNNER: this is called “carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food
ME: that’s great. love it
RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run
ME: no
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 9, 2017
[Walk into a Cat Cafe]
Me-I’ve never eaten cat. What do you recommend?
Lady-They’re for adopting not eating
M-Oh, well can I adopt one?
L-No— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) April 13, 2016
No one has ever been more appropriately named than Donald Trump Jr.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) July 9, 2017
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted “yes girl remix!!”
— kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017
Crosby: We’ve got to let him go
Stills: Yeah, just doesn’t fit
Nash: But his voice…
Young: Doesn’t matter
Hitler: Hey, what’s up, guys?— Bison (@McGrumpenstein) June 10, 2017
Why does everyone involved with Trump look like a scene-stealer in a Coen brothers movie? pic.twitter.com/BOoJx0DOL4
— Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc) July 11, 2017
[meeting a guy for the first time]
him: Hi
me: please don’t make me watch a Spider-Man— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) July 10, 2017
When I was little I’d inflict disasters upon my Barbies because I got bored when their lives were perfect, but yeah, let’s move in together!
— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) July 4, 2017
TWITTER, 2009: this is neat, Shaq responds to people and stuff!
TWITTER, 2017: the insane president’s idiot son is live-tweeting treason— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) July 11, 2017
If you can’t think of a word say “I forget the English word for it”. That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) July 7, 2017
teen tweet: “Everyone should be respected”
teen tweet minutes later: “OK FUCK YOU LISA…BROCCOLI IS THE WORST •also• YOU HAD AN ABORTION OK”
— kendrick lobstar (@KLobstar) July 10, 2017
If Trump gets taken down by emails I will believe in a God and that She is a poet.
— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) July 11, 2017
ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song pic.twitter.com/CGru7PvsEY
— Spencer Porter (@porters) July 9, 2017
Feels like maybe they didn’t really think this headline through. pic.twitter.com/vCmgMD2psT
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 10, 2017
how did this picture just tell me it wants to know everything about me and then stop talking to me after two weeks pic.twitter.com/fZyOXzkCGI
— MOTHRA (@m33kleeches) July 9, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out these very funny tweets from last week.
