Is death on your mind? If you’re anything like me, then it is! Thinking about the end isn’t a great way to spend the time, but if we must, let’s do it in a fun way, at least. For instance, if you were a character in a horror movie, how would you go out? I’m picturing a hang gliding accident caused by a gremlin leaping on my wing and spiraling me into the cliffs. That’s if I got to choose. This new predictive text game from SYFY WIRE doesn’t let you choose and the results are haunting.
The sci-fi obsessed account asked its followers to play along, tweeting, “Find out how you’d die in a horror movie by typing, ‘In a horror movie, my character dies when’ and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest.”
Find out how you’d die in a horror movie by typing, “In a horror movie, my character dies when” and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest.
— SYFY WIRE (@SYFYWIRE) February 28, 2020
People jumped in to try and were extremely unnerved by the responses. While many of them are completely nonsensical, a bunch of the others read like bad omens. This text is predictive. It is predicting your future demise. Find out how you’ll go…if you dare.
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in a horror movie, my character dies when I was wondering if you are a funky cryptid https://t.co/XXs1bgIOBR
— horble gray (@slodwick) March 5, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when the sun is out.
ACCURATE. https://t.co/ndyQjd7lhT pic.twitter.com/Pfg5zmLqgX
— Harry Myland (@harrymyland) March 3, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when I get home from work around the same time everyday https://t.co/qz9mLiavXr
— D(oc) Oc(k) (@frittersandclam) March 1, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when you have a great way to get my money
Nani!? https://t.co/zuZerx3jA8— mono arba stereo 🇱🇹🇮🇹🇩🇪🇷🇸🇮🇪 🇧🇦 (@rimirimilei) March 9, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when I was in the shower.
Going for a classic, I guess https://t.co/bd9V7teUu8— MJ Stokes (@taoiseachotrash) March 1, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when I get a chance. 😂 https://t.co/NYXS7A90RG
— Jessica Flynn (@roflcopterftw) February 29, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when I have a new phone and a few other people in need of the same thing again and it seems like they have a lot of chocolate. https://t.co/DJ1BviHmb8
— Rob stuck in January (@TheYunners) February 29, 2020
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In a horror movie my character dies when I have a PC in the works and the little fucker was still asleep. https://t.co/tPyiRZT8Qh
— Davefacestation (@Davefacestation) February 29, 2020
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“In a horror movie, my character died when I get to the gym”
Kinda on brand. But kinda pissed they kill me before my workout. https://t.co/eExiWh9wGN
— Amelia (@whatsameliadoin) March 2, 2020
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In a horror movie, my character dies when I stop paying attention to the strange noise in my bedroom to tweet this https://t.co/5xHo9N0ECL
— Kevin Wardrop (@kevinwardrop) February 29, 2020