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People Are Roasting How Some Straight Bros Flirt And It’s Just So Right (20 Tweets)

I have a date this weekend so believe me when I tell you I’m taking notes on this Twitter thread.

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mahsyako recently requested that people “flirt like a straight man” on Twitter and these are so hilarious. Enjoy!

1. The hands

@effuhlgent / Twitter

2. It’s not a compliment, dude

@kenia_nass / Twitter

3. Hugs

@badluckbitchhh / Twitter

4. No, it did not

@littlenavi_ / Twitter

5. Thank you

@yt_selenita / Twitter

6. Yep

@adrianavecc / Twitter

7. Great, so verbose

@nittatherebel / Twitter

8. Never?

@lilum1020 / Twitter

9. No.

@izza_owen / Twitter

10. Great.

@bmp1_ / Twitter

11. No

12. Oh my … what?

13. Go away

14. Jeeeesus.

https://twitter.com/reh_beeXII/status/1278483043934703620?s=20&t=utg1F5DX1vbtpYuOz3uDAg

15. The conversation killer

16. Am I not?

17. I’m lost

https://twitter.com/kleptojurniac/status/1278865165006577666?s=20&t=EVG5U2FrLAZR0XhuZBhriw

18. And yet

https://twitter.com/JonathanJ_Skull/status/1278864384379494401?s=20&t=Y4ucn5AJ2c_sJu3RMSck5A

19. Jeeeeez, dude

https://twitter.com/hellotelly__/status/1279151232003657728?s=20&t=SyDoElrL5bncds6uwk-S7A

20. So many red flags

https://twitter.com/ellebeecher/status/1278504480187854849?s=20&t=yfcFPkwf-837g8WDflAo9A