People Are Roasting How Some Straight Bros Flirt And It's Just So Right (20 Tweets)

I have a date this weekend so believe me when I tell you I’m taking notes on this Twitter thread.

mahsyako recently requested that people “flirt like a straight man” on Twitter and these are so hilarious. Enjoy!

1. The hands

2. It’s not a compliment, dude

3. Hugs

4. No, it did not

5. Thank you

6. Yep

7. Great, so verbose

8. Never?

9. No.

10. Great.

11. No

Do you have Snapchat?

— Jess Minor (@jessicammadison) July 2, 2020

12. Oh my … what?

I just saw this right under this tweet so this will do pic.twitter.com/nHh0cuucxA

— kristin (@bistinget) July 2, 2020

13. Go away

Ion mean to disturb you, I just want to say you’re beautiful and ya mans is lucky!!

— Kay (@bxddie_kay) July 2, 2020

14. Jeeeesus.

🤦‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/A9sPyZ5iAK

— 👑 Queen Née 🧀 (@reh_beeXII) July 2, 2020

15. The conversation killer

Hey

— Léon Othenin-Girard (@LogThatData) July 2, 2020

16. Am I not?

"You're not like other girls"

— RACH (@RealRachelFinch) July 2, 2020

17. I’m lost

Haven’t seen you in a while 👀 miss you

— jenny (@kleptojurniac) July 3, 2020

18. And yet

https://twitter.com/JonathanJ_Skull/status/1278864384379494401?s=20&t=Y4ucn5AJ2c_sJu3RMSck5A

19. Jeeeeez, dude

*doing anything*
"Without me? 😮"
"Where's my invite? 😮"

*eating food*
"Where's mine? 😮"
"You gonna share? 👀"

— Telly (@hellotelly__) July 3, 2020

20. So many red flags

no one:

straight men flirting:
– where’s my hug? 😜
– haha your hands are so much smaller than mine
– I don’t usually do things like this but you’re not like other girls 😍
– you still with that dude?
– *replies 🔥🔥🔥 to your IG stories*
– so when you coming to my city? 😍

— elle ✨ (@ellebeecher) July 2, 2020

People Are Roasting How Some Straight Bros Flirt And It’s Just So Right (20 Tweets)