Aimeé
In a time when the world has never seemed more divided, let us unite around one common feeling: jean shopping sucks. We all hate it, we all dread it, and we all feel worse after it’s over, even if we manage to actually buy some jeans on the expedition. Why do we do it? After reading dozens of tweets on the subject and several months of quarantine freedom from pants, I’m beginning to think that as a society we have progressed past the need for jeans. They should become a cultural relic, like stovepipe hats.
Who am I kidding? I’ll never give up jeans, because they go with everything. Perfect versatile leg covering that matches all of my tops. When you find the right fit, you’ll wear them until they fall apart and you have to face the gauntlet of jean shopping once more. To get amped up, read these tweets. They might not make you feel better, but they’ll at least let you know that you’re not alone.
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eleanor roosevelt once said to ‘do one thing every day that scares you.’ today, I’m going jean shopping.
— Katy Bellotte (@hellokaty) August 14, 2015
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“Oh, you feel good about your body? We’ll take care of that.” – jeans shopping
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 26, 2015
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RT if instead of buying new jeans you just keep patching the holes in the crotch of your one pair but now it’s winter and you’re worried
— BLM | John-Allison “A.W.” Weiss ⚔️ (@johnnyalligator) November 4, 2015
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I went jean shopping and the first pair I tried on fit. I’ll be right over there, if you need someone to part the Red Sea or something.
— Bat Shit Crazy (@BatBatshitcrazy) November 2, 2016
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Feeling great about yourself? Ask your doctor if trying on jeans might be right for you.
— Ian (@Big_Cat74) November 28, 2017
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if I had a dollar for every time a relative made fun of me for buying jeans with holes in them…..
— tayler branscum (@taylerbranscum) December 26, 2015
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shopping for jeans is so fun because no matter what store or when you go, they will always be sold out of your size and your size only
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) January 6, 2019
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Help I went jeans shopping and instead bought 3 pairs of shoes, 2 dresses, a kettle, and a coffee press.
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) March 9, 2019
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the feeling i get when trying on jeans is like…… ok I didn’t even ASK to be born
— hbic at nordstrom rack (@spaceyholly) October 19, 2019
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Fellas am I the only one that struggles with jeans shopping!?
— King Kaz. (@Unkle_K) December 14, 2018
