37 Tweets For People Who List ‘Eating’ As One Of Their Hobbies

Are you the type of person who gets excited about meals scheduled in the distant future? The type of person who has their final death row meal all buttoned up? The sort of individual who could never be in a relationship with a person who doesn’t enjoy food as much as you do, simply because the amount of joy it brings you may be slightly embarrassing?

If so, you’ve come to the right place.

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Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) December 30, 2018

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https://twitter.com/gunsblazinjsn/status/1079509146637139968

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ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:

pizza?
RANCH

wings?
RANCH

salad?
RANCH

chicken nuggets?
RANCH

carrots?
RANCH

wraps?
RANCH

— danielle lomastro (@dmlomaa) December 31, 2018

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https://twitter.com/ablsaint/status/1080946385049079811

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https://twitter.com/AshleyGriffo_/status/1078605432606941184

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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019

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Keto Diet’s cool but have you tried the Cheeto Diet?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 3, 2019

8.

Where’s my food 🐕 pic.twitter.com/TzBpKtrohS

— puppie🐕 (@activepuppie) December 29, 2018

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Tinder but it matches people that don’t know what they want for dinner with people who will decide what they get for dinner.

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) January 5, 2019

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am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear

— mgk (@machinegunkelly) December 31, 2018

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https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1079112573667164167

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Spinach pizza really hits but y’all aren’t ready for this adult conversation.

— alexus. (@alexuuussss) December 28, 2018

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my daughter really fought me over a damn chicken wing pic.twitter.com/RGd510q3m5

— liy 🐉 (@_notoriousliyah) January 2, 2019

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reasons i eat:
☒ boredom
☒ felt a feeling
☒ attempt to fill hole in soul
□ hunger

— so sad today (@sosadtoday) January 5, 2019

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https://twitter.com/emmajthatcher/status/1080174916266323969

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God bless fast food.
God bless slow food.
God bless any kind of
I-don’t-have-to-cook food.

— Beth Moore (@BethMooreLPM) January 4, 2019

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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019

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You know she comfortable around yo ass if she eat like this in front of you pic.twitter.com/9JJ2Pd4Ujw

— JDBwitTheJuice 💦 (@all_in_yo_girl) January 5, 2019

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types of people you shouldn’t trust:

1.) everyone
2.) who
3.) like
4.) pineapple
5.) on
6.) pizza

— larri (@larray) December 31, 2018

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“I need to lose some weight”

also me pic.twitter.com/3kFswRnM8o

— ✨ (@itschrissybaeb) December 29, 2018

20.

why is cereal still considered a breakfast food when we all know it hits better at night

— samantha (@milkygoddess) December 31, 2018

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I swear I go through a phase of literally eating one meal a day and then a few weeks later eating 5 meals a day and pigging out on snacks in between no wonder my body doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

— Zoe McGlade (@ZoeMcglade) January 2, 2019

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This why u can’t eat at everybody house! 🤮 https://t.co/yfygMWB0dw

— amirah 🌻✨ (@harimaaa__) January 1, 2019

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https://twitter.com/brokeangeI/status/1080392166739009536

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I want a hot body but I also want to eat tamales

— Alannized (@Alannized) December 29, 2018

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I left my car unlocked for 10 minutes to go tanning and someone stole my KFC. They left my wallet…but stole my chicken…

— Lyndi 🌹 (@_lyndi_) January 4, 2019

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https://twitter.com/EastonHerring/status/1079301458858778624

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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019

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My favorite part of going out to eat is acting like I’ve never met food before. Bread?? Complimentary? On my table?! How exotic. How fucking foreign. Brëd? Bręæd? Is that Latin? Nice to meet you.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/Eirizu/status/1079385020911894528

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https://twitter.com/PushupSensei/status/1080269092886593537

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https://twitter.com/JonathanJoly/status/1081682951232983042

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At what point do you stop using “it’s the holidays” as an excuse to keep eating?

— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/hsalF_esreveR/status/1081001844506275840

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When your order number is 59 & they just called 43 pic.twitter.com/RYbhwBfOd1

— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) January 4, 2019

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https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/1078445792166334469

35.

https://twitter.com/alezander/status/1081263293371535362

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https://twitter.com/EMlLYANNETTE/status/1079495280712732672

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Walking out of 5 guys after spending $60 on a burger and a paper bag full of fries https://t.co/qGrLI58Gkw

— Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 (@DukeOfZamunda) December 31, 2018

h/t: Petty Mayonnaise