Nate Armbruster
We love featuring interesting design ideas, but rarely does it get as interesting as this rather phallic-shaped lamp design available on monsby.com.
Twitter naturally became intrigued by the shape, but also how the lamp turns on:
New lamp. Available at https://t.co/X7twIEcdnH #design #art #news #bbc #cnn #museum pic.twitter.com/0A49Qz0tHZ
— Mick NYC (@mickbeliaev) August 11, 2022
People reacted exactly how you’d expect.
— Chris Cote (@__ChrisCote) August 15, 2022
The jokes started flying.
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your lamp foreskin 🙁 https://t.co/Um2OA9qa5K
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) August 15, 2022
Keep it clean!
https://twitter.com/mbreichenbach/status/1559166151439040512
Oh my…
Bout to make my tummy glow 👀 https://t.co/TJHkqfDe8K
— 𝓝𝓾𝔁𝓽𝓪 𝓚𝓲𝓭𝓵𝓪𝓽~🇬🇧 (@NuxtaKidlat) August 15, 2022
Coming soon to your local emergency ward…. "I tripped and fell on the light" https://t.co/rKjP3gVvsO
— Captain Johnno (@cptcapt) August 14, 2022
I’m not sure if they’re joking or not.
Hmmmmm…
Is the potential hospital trip worth it?
— Hattoru ⌛🎩Demon Time Thief VTuber (@HattlingHattoru) August 15, 2022
https://twitter.com/Jalerrie/status/1559099072056786947
Well, now I have to know, too.
What happens if you pull it all the way down, I have to know- https://t.co/dynhIuSjKb
— Zentreya⚡🐲 VSHOJO (@zentreya) August 14, 2022
Some wondered where the idea came from.
https://twitter.com/misreadbible/status/1558872920235155456
Throating the lamp so I finally have a bright idea https://t.co/1VbX9kbcJh
— 🔥TwixeGobbo @bsky🔥 (@TwixeGobbo) August 14, 2022
Me turning the lamp on https://t.co/qYvR64nt8H pic.twitter.com/x5Azb509zi
— TheCourier69NSFW🔞 (@TCourier69) August 14, 2022
Others wondered about the price.
Ok but WHY IS THE BONER LAMP $1000?! https://t.co/eBiaJlZHqf
— Little V (@LittleVMills) August 15, 2022
There’s even another lamp design that has people intrigued.
— Irick (@erickjramali) August 14, 2022
Decisions, decisions…
Ladies, do you like your lights with or without the foreskin https://t.co/6jOmPoSppY
— Queen of Degeneracy👑 (@Sydsnap) August 14, 2022
