11.
A lady who was a mute refugee was asking for money on a sign, my dumb ass thought she was handing out letters as people do in our town centre , I took her sign which said “ I cannot speak and I have recently came to England I’m in urgent need of money “ and I just took it withme
— AM££RA (@ameeraaaaxoxo) June 29, 2020
12.
when I was 8 I shat meself in Bulgaria and tried to flush my pants down the loo which blocked up the whole holiday complex
— IG: @fectusing (@soepharea) June 28, 2020
13.
Threw a brick on my cousins head by accident
— Jagraj singh (@jagraj_s1ngh) June 28, 2020
14.
Cried over my VERY recent ex who used a “dick pump” to make his cock bigger https://t.co/jCb11geeOP
— rachael (@laws_rachael) July 12, 2020
15.
Let a lad who can’t tie his shoelaces and wears these Lonsdale trainees make me cry pic.twitter.com/VQout5Kqvb
— I like my house DEEP and my men SHALLOW | SCOTT (@manlikescotty) June 28, 2020
16.
Passed out at the opticians after they put dye in my eye. Woke up, with a cold flannel on my head and realised I’d wet myself. In an opticians. In the middle of a shopping centre. I was early 20s
— Marshall (@mrmarshallob) June 28, 2020
17.
Cried over a grown man that wore harem pants and knowingly left 2 sandwiches under the seat of his car for 5 weeks https://t.co/JRhONPWp6Y
— Charleigh (@hgielrahc) July 12, 2020
18.
Cried over my ‘ex boyfriend’ who was scared of having baths because he thought a shark would come up the plug hole when he was emptying the bath and kill him. Everytime I had a bath he would send loads of messages things like ‘please be ok, let me know when you are safe’
— L i s a (@LisaTillbrook) June 29, 2020
19.
I cried over a guy who got Jesus and Hitler mixed up
— Nadia Roumane (@NawesomeNadia) June 28, 2020
20.
I tucked my hard-on into the elastic at the top of my shorts and put my tshirt over it when my girlfriends mum came up the stairs, unfortunately I had actually tucked the tshirt in and my helmet was sticking out
— Bryan Spark (@BryanSpark2) June 28, 2020