Pleated-Jeans
No filler. Just the funny.
1.
I find faulty the premise of Super Bowl halftime shows that “YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? THEN YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS MEDLEY OF DANCE HITS FROM 2004!”
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) February 3, 2020
2.
"I'll have a Coke Halftime."
"Is #PepsiHalftime OK?"
"No thanks. Just a sweet tea, please."
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) February 3, 2020
3.
https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/1224137275425968131
4.
Honestly, screw the Planters corporation for making us consider the fact that Mr. Peanut fucks. After halftime McDonald’s is probably going to show us what kind of porn the Grimace is into.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 3, 2020
5.
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 2, 2020
6.
https://twitter.com/shariv67/status/1224132888867885056
7.
I’ve officially hit “Who the Hell Is That Up There Rapping” yrs old. Please pray for me during this time #BadBunny pic.twitter.com/Q6mXkUtc4t
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 3, 2020
8.
https://twitter.com/AlexanderWatt/status/1224133948395216898
9.
There is a specific gay endorphin that only a woman over 40 wearing a spangled leotard can produce.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 3, 2020
10.
https://twitter.com/RealWilfordB/status/1224131647450370049