No filler. Just the funny.
I find faulty the premise of Super Bowl halftime shows that “YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? THEN YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS MEDLEY OF DANCE HITS FROM 2004!”
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) February 3, 2020
"I'll have a Coke Halftime."
"Is #PepsiHalftime OK?"
"No thanks. Just a sweet tea, please."
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) February 3, 2020
“Not so easy, is it, hot shots?” – the people who write those toilet paper commercials about bears with poo stuck to their asses right now
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) February 3, 2020
Honestly, screw the Planters corporation for making us consider the fact that Mr. Peanut fucks. After halftime McDonald’s is probably going to show us what kind of porn the Grimace is into.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 3, 2020
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 2, 2020
Sports are important because we stop hating each other for our political beliefs and come together to hate each other because we're from different cities.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) February 3, 2020
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 3, 2020
Life is short. Tell the people you love that you’ll look at photos of them on Google when they die while you still can.
— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) February 3, 2020
There is a specific gay endorphin that only a woman over 40 wearing a spangled leotard can produce.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 3, 2020
Ellie, no. I am the “diabeetus” guy. https://t.co/ZsJrviWrwT
— Wilford Brimley (@RealWilfordB) February 3, 2020