Ruin My Week
Comedian and TV Writer Rae Sanni recently posed a question that led to many hilarious replies: “Do you guys know your parents celebrity crushes?” she asked, before including her own: “My dad goes up for Julia Roberts and Halle Berry. My mom loooooooves Michael Strahan. Who are your parents tryna smash?”
Do you guys know your parents celebrity crushes? My dad goes up for Julia Roberts and Halle Berry. My mom loooooooves Michael Strahan. Who are your parents tryna smash?
— hotpot dasani (@raesanni) May 25, 2020
While this is a question that probably makes everyone a little (or a lot) uncomfortable to think about, it’s also a question most people know the answer to. Many moms seem to go for Paul Newman, while a number of dads are still obsessed with Julia Roberts.
Scroll through to see some popular parent celebrity crushes and the funniest replies to “Who are your parents tryna smash?”
1.
My dad was 76 years old in an assisted living facility. He put Jennifer Anniston on his approved visitor list just in case she ever showed up.
— Sean Montgomery (@gomery) May 25, 2020
2.
Shit I’m still hot for Paul Newman. I get horny at the drawings of him on his salad dressing
— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) May 25, 2020
3.
Listen. We stan a queen who will take down siblings.
— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) May 25, 2020
4.
Lmao did you just indirectly call yourself Jesus?
— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) May 25, 2020
5.
Actual thing my mom said to me “I’m straight but if I were with a woman, it would be Queen Latifah” 🤔 Linda Carter for my dad.
— Alecia Pawloski (@lec_mae) May 25, 2020
6.
Regina King is my dad’s wife in his mind. Julia Roberts is I think many black dads favorite white woman. My mom likes a younger man: Micheal B Jordan and Sterling K Brown. And the Property Brothers really bring something out of her. Lol
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 25, 2020
7.
My Mom loves Jeff Goldblum. pic.twitter.com/B7vQRHiT5h
— Cameron Settles (@cameronsettles) May 25, 2020
8.
Lol I don’t know how those two people are married that is hilarious
— Rae Sanni (@raesanni) May 26, 2020
9.
My mother is 86. She crushed on Ricky Martin 4-ever until I had to tell her 😄. She still loves her some Ricky but has since moved on to Pitbull 😂. Mom’s a piece of work 🤪🤣
— Auntie J (@BeSoulinspired) May 25, 2020
10.
My mom wanted to smash Bourdain real hard
— Nicholas Kraft (@mstrkraft) May 25, 2020
