Ruin My Week
21.
Pretty sure Helen Mirren helped my mom realize she likes ladies.
— Johanna Bodnyk (@hedge_case) May 25, 2020
22.
When George Michael died my mom said, “I thought he was sexy but the rest of Wham did nothing for me.”
— Brandi Thee Stabby Loon 🦆 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) May 25, 2020
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My dad loves Marisa Tomei (traumatic flashbacks to the time I watched The Wrestler – where she plays a stripper! – with him). My mom was all about Tom Jones and Richard Gere.
— Barbara VanDenburgh (@BabsVan) May 25, 2020
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Nor I or any sensible straight woman.
— Yael #NOPE Mazor-Garfinkle (@msmarfinkle) May 25, 2020
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My mom has always been obsessed with Jeremy Irons, but in recent years has started referring to herself as a – I am not making this up – Benedict “Cumberbitch,” which is deeply upsetting. My Dad has impeccable taste, so his has been Penelope Cruz for forever.
— Lauren Flans (@LaurenFlans) May 25, 2020
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My mom lives for Billy D Williams. She met him once and he kissed her hand and said “ciao Bella”
She told that story so much one time my dad was fed up and said “you should have married him” and you can imagine what she said back 🤣
— blackness everdeen 🐺 (@traceyecorder) May 25, 2020
27.
My dad loves Jamie Lee Curtis. My mom loves Arnold Schwarzenegger. Guess which movie we were watching when I found that out… 😂 my mom also loves Adam Levine which tells me she has NO TYPE at all bc the Venn diagram for those two dudes is nonexistent.
— Gail (@gmpea23) May 25, 2020
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One time Keanu Reeves flirted with my mom on a plane and now he’s number one on her list. Amplified by his taste in grey-haired women.
My dad always picks a woman my mom approves of on some PBS show
— Emily Ann Hoffman (@emilyannimation) May 25, 2020
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My mother has been in love with Mick Jagger since she was 12! We celebrate his birthday (7/26)! She’s been with my dad almost 50 years and she would still drop him like a hot potato if Mick came calling.
— Sara Harvell (@saraharvell) May 25, 2020
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Gavin Newsom. she’s fully convinced they’re dating. this was a text exchange from a few months ago. it’s gotten worse. pic.twitter.com/vXRI0441fz
— Jess (@omgjesstweets) May 25, 2020
