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Man Live-Tweets Thieving ‘Raccoon’ Removal But Finds Out It Wasn’t A Raccoon Or A Thief

I love me a good burst of nature, but I do admit that I prefer wildlife less in my HOME and more, you know, outdoors. It’s absolutely fine when I’m outside or camping or something, but I sure would rather not have creatures making a home in my house.

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@yoda over on Twitter took us for an absolute spin with his story about a raccoon in his attic. He tweeted the entire journey — and boy, is it a JOURNEY — for us to follow, so we rounded them all up for you. Enjoy!

And we begin…

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437780110749356055?s=20

It’s been there a while…

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437781634288324610?s=20

Where did the snow crabs come from?

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437782338646249475?s=20

His comfort

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437782807242280971?s=20

Humane treatment

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437783329357639686?s=20

The hilarity starts

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437784361554874369?s=20

A good ol’ calendar invite

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437784937676124167?s=20

It’s spacious, so it makes sense why the little guy put down roots!

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437798966637248514?s=20

No longer!

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437799765635485698?s=20

Kris is coming!

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@yoda / Twitter

Where. Did the snow. Crabs. Come from?

raccoon removal
@yoda / Twitter

And Kris finally arrives…

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437827978591969290?s=20

Wisdom

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437828998285955079?s=20

The last update…

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437831862026739720?s=20

PHEW. So glad everything went well.