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Everyone knows that Shrek is one of those Disney movies that will never get old. While it may be a cartoon, that movie is totally catered to adults with its deep, insightful jokes and hilarious one-liners. Even the sequels are hilarious—which, sometimes, never happens. So, if you’re a true fan of the angry green guy like I am, you’ve been waiting your entire life for a list like this. You’re welcome.
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https://twitter.com/BloomerChelsea/status/1064944875567792129
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https://twitter.com/CroftFranki/status/863828968142770177
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https://twitter.com/grgmell/status/813706289595367426
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shrek be like “dönkæ”
— our beautiful rat king (@TENDERpbj) October 5, 2018
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i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘donkeylooking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 blue flower, red thorns— nik 🌿 (@nikkikatalinic) July 2, 2018
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why is everyone saying ted bundy is cute when he looks like human shrek pic.twitter.com/a8PlKgi0Ys
— yeehaw (@sluttydonutts) January 27, 2019
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Being an adult is finally understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left tf alone pic.twitter.com/xrxAebMrKp
— memez4dayz / k.c.🦋 (@kayceexmemez) October 25, 2018
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Christina Aguilera is the fairy god mother from Shrek 2. Convince me otherwise. pic.twitter.com/roBTmp7lL8
— Jessica Zenas (@JessicaZenas) January 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/papajohnsmisty/status/747461593810632705
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she said do you love me, i said only partly, i only love my swamp and my donkey, i’m sorry… pic.twitter.com/GwgrFYYLDN
— ETHAN (@ethan11kovach) February 3, 2018
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I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)
Examples:
"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) February 15, 2018
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This is an actual Smash Mouth concert pic.twitter.com/9ZIAzgIrBg
— Baxter Jones (@MattyDudedizzle) June 28, 2016
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Remember Lord Farquaad from Shrek? This is him now. Feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/hxsKdcqn3d
— Nick (@nm234) May 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/OrganicUrethra/status/1090720156249178114
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my little brother got in trouble again at school today because a lil girl “accidently” walked in the boys restroom and he said “WHAT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP?” and it made her cry.
— Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) September 6, 2018
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Ever since they took shrek off of Netflix my life has been more depressing
— Mya ♎︎ (@myanperezz) January 30, 2019
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I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.
— JESSIE (@kacjhickner) May 23, 2018
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Today a child broke down crying at art camp. I swooped in, ready to have a life chat and be there for this child.
Through his tears, he whispered, “I just stayed up too late last night watching Shrek the Musical. I just love Shrek so much.” And he buried his face in his hands.— Taylor Sallade (@parTAY97) June 18, 2018
