Mike
The day where we’re all f*cking robots is coming faster than a guy f*cking a robot, but it ain’t here yet.
However, they robots are creeping into the medical field, and honestly I’m all for it. A doctor’s office isn’t exactly the most, uh, mood-setting place to give a specimen.
I recently had a vasectomy and when I had to give a sample after to make sure it worked, that was the first time I ever had to do so in a doctor’s office. I totally understand why some men would want another way.
Well, now that other way seems to be here.
https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1626517661969534979?s=20
This sperm “extraction machine” was invented as an option for men who are too embarrassed, or simply can’t get in the mood to give a semen sample at the doctor.
It basically works like a turbo Fleshlight. The inside of the machine “mimics a vagina” with both feel and temperature, and well you do what you do. Seems easy enough, but I don’t think you can buy one for home just yet.
As I’ve mentioned, I understand the reason for this, but obviously Twitter is going to put it through the ringer…that’d actually be a great name for this thing.
https://giphy.com/gifs/theringer-michael-jordan-the-ringer-last-dance-YO5Safz6DnVHAXEURu
Twitter had some pretty great roasts of this “new technology”
The best Twitter reactions to the “sperm extraction machine”
1. RIP to the legend.
This is how my cousin died. https://t.co/McB5RnHtpn
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) February 18, 2023
2. Can’t stop thinking about her…
3. Dang pop ups.
4. Oh…oh no…
— MechanicalStorm (@mechanicalstorm) February 19, 2023
5. As usual, Dril saw this coming.
6. He makes a good point.
7. Be a shame if I accidentally wandered into there…
Disgusting, can you let me know what locations they are at, so I can avoid!?!
— Pabs (@TheDone_82) February 17, 2023
8. Why is the clown crying, mommy?
9. That smile 🙂
10. In this economy?
I’m sick of these robots taking our jobs https://t.co/xOsVvC8q5b
— big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves) February 18, 2023
11. A contest for the ages.
12. Um…what
https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1627213059981996032?s=20
13. Some more info on the Suck-o-matic 5000
https://twitter.com/any_spare/status/1626518228078891010?s=20
14. Our medical system at work.
15. You know what, this is a good place to stop.
What is your take on this? Would you use one? I mean, I didn’t like jerking off in a doctors office, but I got the job done. So I guess this isn’t for me, but I find it hard to believe, outside of making a joke about it, anyone would actually want to use on of these blowbots.
