Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some top tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week.
Alexander the Great is what happens when men get to name themselves.
— Ginger🔥Hot🔥Dish (@GingerHotDish) December 2, 2016
KANYE WEST: Lemme be a part of your cabinet
TRUMP: What position did you have in mind?
KANYE WEST: Kanye West
— Terry F (@daemonic3) December 13, 2016
I’m not in fighting shape but this will be no problem pic.twitter.com/kbgc7GL1wN
— Manuel Retuit (@bloodhaiI) December 9, 2016
Me: i wish my dog could talk
Genie: no be reasonable
Me: ok i wish i could fold a fitted sheet
Genie:…u want that dog to speak english or
— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) December 13, 2016
i see mrs henderson from no.36 is getting her back doors smashed in again… pic.twitter.com/GprH9Ab0hj
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) December 13, 2016
Kindness, empathy, and understanding are revolutionary.
So is my Gatorlauncher™ that flings live gators at anyone who disagrees with me
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) December 13, 2016
FACEBOOK YEAR IN REVIEW: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (1/7)
— Noël Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) December 9, 2016
My adult life just peaked pic.twitter.com/jU70YQL7VE
— Clare (@iliketweet) December 11, 2016
(opens passenger door for date) u can throw those photos of me saving 6 children from a fire that totally aren’t photoshopped in the back
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 13, 2016
— John Flynn (@bryne) December 13, 2016
normal person on adderall: i did all my studying in a night
me on adderall: i didnt study at all but i watched a 26hr documentary on apples
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) December 9, 2016
Waiter: I’m Alexander. Fresh Parmesan?
Waiter: [holding Parmesan] I’ve forgotten something
Me: Alexander, the grate
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) December 5, 2016
Airbnb’ing for a couple days pic.twitter.com/JM02uOc49l
— batkaren, but xmasy (@batkaren) December 9, 2016
2052: President-Elect Honey-Boo Boo appoints a chicken nugget to head the FDA
— Bearded J’s Beard (@Thatguy5487) December 9, 2016
Worst reboot of Lethal Weapon ever. pic.twitter.com/mbEWvL1haq
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) December 13, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.