Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the top tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
American Dream Instructions:
1. Inherit $50m
2. Run for prez as publicity stunt.
3. Oops, you won.
4. Make yourself richer.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 19, 2017
This might be a controversial opinion, but all these planets sound bad and we shouldn’t go to any of them pic.twitter.com/Qcbr8C9X57
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) February 22, 2017
I was just discussing this with my cat pic.twitter.com/Rou7rSmHzI
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 22, 2017
i love it when trump pauses like he’s searching for the perfect word to articulate his feelings and the word he comes up with is “thing”
— cofounder of my ass (@bobby) February 16, 2017
I trained my cat to attack Trump if she meets him. There is a high likelihood that this will happen, as she is very politically oriented. pic.twitter.com/gyGjXrzuHy
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) February 19, 2017
shameful of bill maher to give a platform to, and thereby help mainstream…[squinting at screen] rob thomas’ mom pic.twitter.com/jHSwwy1OR6
— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) February 19, 2017
My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna’s birthday
— chill bill (@_BrodieGuwop) February 19, 2017
Now Tweeting from a secret location. pic.twitter.com/O8N5RvKQlb
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) February 22, 2017
How to tell if a rogue government Twitter account is a hoax:
1. It is.
2. Shhhh. I know. I know. It is, though.
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) February 20, 2017
Imagine this being your favorite picture of yourself. pic.twitter.com/7L1cUzPD4V
— Sarah (@thetigersez) February 21, 2017
Titanic (1997): a boat gets murdered by an ice cube.
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) February 19, 2017
Trump’s press conference went pretty well except for offending Jewish people, black people, people who understand what words mean, people wh
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 16, 2017
Goldfish 1: knock knock
Goldfish 2: who’s there
Goldfish 1: who’s where
Goldfish 2: what
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) February 18, 2017
Our government is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 17, 2017
*looks down at scale*
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) February 16, 2017
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.