Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the top tweets from long ago.
Either way, please enjoy this collection of the 15 funniest tweets we saw this week.
Me: (before seeing a baby hippo)
yeah I like hippos
Me: (after seeing a baby hippo)
do not even talk to me unless you’re a baby hippo
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) August 5, 2017
DO NOT READ IF YOU DIDNT STARE AT THE SUN
greetings fellow chosen ones, what shall we name the three new colors revealed to us
— carl connects (@NightlifeMingus) August 21, 2017
[High school reunion]
Person: “I don’t remember you.”
Me: *starts crying*
Person: “Now I remember you.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) August 5, 2017
We just don’t want to get hurt again. pic.twitter.com/iS5FN0HNTo
— Yael (@elle91) August 5, 2017
gon’ give it to:
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) August 23, 2017
Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”
— Jenn Quinn (@JennnQuinn) August 20, 2017
The President and Vice President of the United States pic.twitter.com/8Sy8iaDMIa
— Hamilton Electors (@HamiltonElector) August 21, 2017
[carrot slice falls on the floor]
Ah well I guess it’s in the trash with you
[potato chip falls on the floor]
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.
— penjamin.jpg (@upsidedowntrash) July 19, 2017
Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this…
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead
— I’m So Over This (@Johngcole) August 21, 2017
Clark Duke is the perfect mix of Wayne and Garth. pic.twitter.com/pBm3u4MEng
— Gary Dudak (@dudakattack) August 5, 2017
One sign of depression is reaching the end of Instagram stories
— Tom Thakkar (@TomAThakkar) August 7, 2017
I spend either $17.23 or $645.94 on groceries and nothing in between.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) August 8, 2017
I thought she was drinking a penis pic.twitter.com/iZUbJaH6FO
— (@lordflaconegro) August 19, 2017
Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience.
Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.
— iDK @ Shine (soon™) (@kevinkaywho) August 18, 2017
why wouldn’t he just cut that thing loose and let it wander around the yard like a living roomba pic.twitter.com/PsiD4GutwH
— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) August 8, 2017
If you need even more, you can check out the funniest tweets from last week.