Ruin My Week
11.
Just couldn’t pull the trigger pic.twitter.com/uTfUjGeJ8U
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 28, 2020
12.
I touched my face. Have locked myself into the root cellar and gave my family a rifle, told them if I come out to shoot me dead and burn the house. I can hear them through the door, they’re watching the movie Jojo Rabbit, might break the door down just to tell them it’s bad.
— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) February 29, 2020
13.
Every time you touch your face Michael Bay gets to make another movie.
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) March 2, 2020
14.
CDC: don’t touch your face.
Man who totally believes in science: pic.twitter.com/9xAlvsHinE
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) February 29, 2020
15.
CDC: please don’t touch your face
Me: what if I get something in my eye
CDC: just try not—
Me: or like, a bad itch on my cheek
CDC: then wash yo—
Me: THIS IS TOO HARD, I CAN’T DO IT
CDC: *facepalm*
Me: SEE YOU CAN’T DO IT EITHER
— Grace Under Sadness (@OpOnions) February 28, 2020
16.
I’m trying to do this less, because all I can hear in my head right now is Kate Winslet in “Contagion” saying,
“Stop touching your face!”
But when you’re trying not to touch your face, your face itches more. #JustSayin pic.twitter.com/4i8V9tqghP
— The Mad Fictionista (@Mad_Fictionista) February 28, 2020
17.
when the cdc says not to touch your face pic.twitter.com/sVOLckvidy
— wes (@wesisrad) February 28, 2020
18.
If the CDC didn’t want me to touch my face they absolutely should have said “Touch your face a bunch, touch it all the time, it’s the only way to be safe”
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 2, 2020
19.
I just rubbed my face. Fuck. What do i do now
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) March 2, 2020
20.
CDC: “Don’t touch your face”
Literally me five seconds later: pic.twitter.com/q9Ls1V58Dx— BrainyJanie (@BlackbyrdGyrl1) March 2, 2020
