Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water pic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh
— jenna (@jennastoya) February 8, 2017
parrots are so lucky all they do is eat and scream
— Jhorts (@JhonRules) February 6, 2017
Just got my daughter’s report card and I’m pretty upset about the grade she got in Sex pic.twitter.com/G9CtMGPHWB
— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) February 2, 2017
Trump is so shitty that if he tweeted something bad about a cable company people would rally behind the cable company
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 8, 2017
The people calling everyone “snowflakes” have been deeply offended by a Broadway show, a coffee shop, SNL, a Star Wars movie, and a beer ad.
— Rob Daviau (@robdaviau) February 5, 2017
[education under DeVos]
Teacher: Zac, what is 5-3?
Teacher: No, answer properly
Zac: [fires 2 gunshots into the air]
— huntigula (@huntigula) February 7, 2017
The halftime show was the longest Mike Pence has ever watched a woman making her own decisions without intervening. #SuperBowl
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) February 6, 2017
Ugh I told them not to air-fluff dry don’t look at me DON’T LOOK AT ME pic.twitter.com/6ruegxgtVA
— batkaren (@batkaren) February 7, 2017
HEY I’M NOT SURE IF THERE’S A BRIDGE TROLL SO I’M GONNA KEEP BUYING TWO BREAKFAST BURRITOS AND THROW ONE UNDER THE BRIDGE JUST TO BE SAFE!
— Scotty (@MarylandMudflap) February 5, 2017
Maybe Bannon hates healthcare because he’s never experienced it pic.twitter.com/o3JVXBkWwS
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 6, 2017
Remember when we were all worried about Scientology and now it’s sorta like aww you guys
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 6, 2017
Reading Trump tweets pic.twitter.com/yFDOZGLq3t
— Tamoor Hussain (@tamoorh) February 8, 2017
No it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/Ut9ELSR3An
— T’Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) February 4, 2017
Perfect metaphor for 2017 so far pic.twitter.com/qu4fCE8N4L
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 6, 2017
The new, bagless, Dyson soul harvester pic.twitter.com/KoA2XRn9EF
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) February 5, 2017
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.