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Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
President’s cuts to Interior: $1.5 billion
President’s check to Park Service: $77K
Park Ranger’s face: Priceless pic.twitter.com/5aOpOy5oMb— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) April 4, 2017
Me: WHO PUT THE EMPTY MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE?
Me: YOU LIVE ALONE
Me: SHIT
— liVsy (@liv_thatsme) March 28, 2017
I’d give anything to see a real-life Trading Places with Ivanka Trump and someone affected by her father’s executive orders.
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) April 4, 2017
Front doors are dog Netflix pic.twitter.com/aQJOPSiBFu
— Kevin Christy (@kevingchristy) April 5, 2017
Trump is the before in a Snickers ad.
— Not My President (@missmayn) April 5, 2017
when the doorman at hotel st. aubin claims muriel, your betrothed, has been seen about town with that scoundrel the duke of wensley pic.twitter.com/AOhgrcM0lp
— lil jon lovitz (@nbadag) March 30, 2017
Photographer: so, what kind of look are we going for?
Kim Jung Un: something that says “I didn’t kill my brother and i’m outdoorsy” pic.twitter.com/nJtEtU8Fzr— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) April 5, 2017
me linking you to my twitter pic.twitter.com/SuXUL6UWzE
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) March 24, 2017
Anyone know why Melania Trump’s portrait was taken in front of the Muppet Babies Window? pic.twitter.com/EOLfwfBggE
— Sasha Stewart (@ArtfulStew) April 3, 2017
“Thanks for saving my life” said no toddler ever
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 1, 2017
“Hi, I’m President and you’re not.”
“No handshake, you’re a woman.”
“Hi, I’m President and you’re not.”
“Hi, I’m President and you’re not.” pic.twitter.com/TQgchPPQ4o— Brad DePrima (@brdeprima) March 24, 2017
this is correct – if a man tries to be friends with me I will make him carry all my shopping bags and walk 3 feet behind me and my boyfriend pic.twitter.com/ig9MHuZaIh
— Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) April 4, 2017
it’s entirely possible paul ryan never learned the difference between laughing and screaming pic.twitter.com/2HWGxwfb9E
— Zoë Klar (@zoeklar) March 27, 2017
A rare, behind the scenes look at Fox news: pic.twitter.com/1EYtz8jyxM
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) April 4, 2017
and when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was because Jesus had flooded the children’s nursery and luxuriated in the water pic.twitter.com/4s6ae7Xgm9
— batkaren (@batkaren) April 4, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s most hilarious tweets.
