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It seems like no matter how many times people ask for weird dating stories, there are still more to share.
We’ve all had bad dates, but Twitter user @postgrad_barty asked people for their “weirdest” dates, which gave the responses a slightly different flavor.
She also shared her own weirdest date story, which was pretty good, writing, “I’ll go first we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye.”
what’s the weirdest date you’ve been on??? I’ll go first
we were going to see a movie and didn’t buy tickets in advance and couldn’t get two tickets next to each other so we ended up sitting on opposite sides of the theater and then the movie ended and we were like cool ok bye
— BARTY (@postgrad_barty) January 19, 2020
She had a follow up for people with questions, too:
ok for everyone replying
1. We were seeing incredibles 2 I wasn’t gonna leave and pass up my opportunity to see it
2. It was assigned seating and there were 2 seats left in the whole theater and no gaps between groups so people couldn’t move
3. No, I never saw this man again— BARTY (@postgrad_barty) January 20, 2020
That’s how a lot of the stories are: they all demand follow up questions. Unfortunately, not everyone clarified, so you’ll be left feeling as befuddled and creeped out by the world of dating as the people who actually went on these weird-as-hell dates. Enjoy!
1.
On a blind date, the girl orders Caesar salad and eats it with her hands! Tells me she’s “not big into utensils”. After eating she asks me if I’ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and invites me to confession.
— Rich (@crackUup) January 19, 2020
2.
once on a first date w a guy, he kissed me & right after said, “this isn’t going to work out. you remind me too much of my sister.” …he had just told me his sister was severely mentally-ill and believed she was jesus. https://t.co/aWTSlLx4YF
— Eva McKenna (@possiblyawitch) January 21, 2020
3.
i was on my way home from school and this guy was on my bus and we stopped so he could buy me some beer for the weekend but then he couldn’t buy me beer?? but we went back to his place and smoked and made cheese toasties and i rapped for him??? and then his girlfriend showed up. https://t.co/7cUCpLp1hg
— kerry (@folerdetdufoler) January 20, 2020
4.
I drove an hour to hang out with a boy and while we were watching a movie I put my hand on his thigh and he instantly came in his pants🥴🙃
— Callie Yeager (@yeager_callie) January 19, 2020
5.
When I was a wee emo this guy asked me out – I didn’t hear from him on the day till he texted me saying sorry & that his bat had died😪 so I got him a condolence card & a present and took it to the date like I’m so sorry about ur pet bat & he was like no I meant my phone battery https://t.co/pur9ENV6SE
— holly x (@hollyshortall) January 19, 2020
6.
YALL. I met up with this guy and first off he came smelling like dirty laundry. We’re talking and he pulls a STICK OF BUTTER out of his pocket and starts eating it like CHEESE. He’s like “oh yeah my friends call me butter boy I hope you don’t think I’m weird.” um YES YOU ARE. https://t.co/Kkey9wci5I
— Delia (@deliasalcido) January 19, 2020
7.
was going out for drinks with this tinder boy turns out he was a 46 year old indian woman called Amita. ended up having the best time of our lives. went to the dancing and got invited to her home the following day for curry made by her husband https://t.co/l1lDXLf7zE
— bonnie (@whoatethepony) January 19, 2020
8.
this guy from tinder asked if i wanted to go on a blind date with him and i said yes even though i wasn’t sure how it was going to work considering we’ve seen each others profile? anyway he waited for me at the restaurant. long story short it turned out he was actually blind. https://t.co/2fCqVVkuAZ
— siam (@sihamese) January 19, 2020
9.
He kissed me and pulled back and said ‘wait there’s just a little…’ I was embarrassed I thought I had something in my teeth he put his hand in my mouth and said I think this tooth is wobbly, I was 19 with all my adult teeth
— Vanilla AlmondMilk (@dadfancier) January 19, 2020
10.
One time I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend. Before he came to pick me up he said “do you mind if we take my motor cycle?” I was like “sure” so I wore a leather jacket and got all sexy n shit. This boy shows up on a single seat bike and I had to ride in the SIDECAR
— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@LaLa_Leasure) January 19, 2020
