Aimeé
11.
(2) a hill near my apartment with TWO sprained ankles , phone dead and had to crawl up the hill ..wet and freezing and walk home.
Texted her later that day after overcoming my hypothermia “wth happened last night?”
She replied sorry for pushing you down the hill I got scared— Brian Abrams 💭 (@CleOptiRealist) January 19, 2020
What did you do lmao
— El (@el_the_elf) January 19, 2020
12.
I went over to this guys house for dinner and drinks and he was a bit off. So I went to the bathroom and he has a DILDO in his tub and he came running in and was like WAiiT and I’m standing there looking at it… i gave him a courtesy 20 minutes then left pic.twitter.com/Kfy2a7FlXw
— ТИМА (@moonresidue) January 19, 2020
13.
By “cried” I mean “with full tears”
— Lizard Liz (@_lizzyhamilton) January 19, 2020
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guy brought me to his therapist (I thought we were gonna do errands). When his therapist greeted us in the waiting room, she looked frustrated and told him she “was not going to do this with him again”.
I never got any more answers on any part of that. https://t.co/eq6lCqwprT
— zoë “dame judy stench” quinn (@UnburntWitch) January 20, 2020
15.
she told me about how she loved doing kegels and later got up to go to the bathroom. when she came back she showed me a stone egg that she put in her vagina the night before and forgot about it. she laid an egg in the bathroom during the date… https://t.co/QBL8xDEQwq
— Mimi’s Tweeter Indulgence (@mimidrawss) January 20, 2020
16.
ok so he definitely has killed at least one baby
— caitlyn cook (@cat_qcook) January 19, 2020
17.
(different guy)- the 2 of us went bowling & didn’t talk at all. after we went to hang out at his house. then his mom questioned me for what felt like eternity. then, with me in the room, she looked at him and said “nope.” so he me drove home & didn’t say a word
— Jess (@jessfinacrass) January 19, 2020
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(2) we hid the weed real quick and the cops started questioning us and threatening us to tell the truth because they could smell the drugs and they raided the apartment building. My neighbors were running a coke operation. We got off the hook, the cops left.
— Jenna Bevins (@BevinsIsBevins) January 19, 2020
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I met a guy on a dating site, we met up at his house (I was young and dumb), we played COD Black Ops for 3 hours while his 6 tiny dogs barked, I left, got halfway home amd got a text from him apologizing for not asking to have sex. I’m still baffled and it’s been like 15 yrs. https://t.co/MIb6RvH0Se
— LadyVader (@RavenPresser) January 20, 2020
20.
it got late and his mom didn’t want him driving anymore that night, so i ended up spending the night. the next morning he drove me back and i realized right as we were getting back to my place that i left my watch. he said he’d mail it to me and i never heard from him again.
— baby bowser 🍭 (@keelylakin_) January 19, 2020
