Aimeé
21.
By the way we stopped talking after two dates bc I told him I rly don’t think it’s gna work out romantically , couple days later he sent me a Snapchat of his bald head. He shaved his head BALD. For what reason????
— crying! at the disco (@s1cken1nggg) January 19, 2020
22.
His bio was literally “the best part about dating me is that there’s no lines for amusement parks and well always get the best parking”
— ☀️MAMA🌻 (@shayleighfrantz) January 19, 2020
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Met a dude for dinner in Hell’s Kitchen. He invites me back to his place. He takes his shirt off, pushes me onto the bed and we start making out. Hard. It’s really great until he stops abruptly and asks me to leave so he can journal.
— Professional [redacted] (@kcuah_d) January 20, 2020
24.
She last minute cancelled on our first date, I was already at the place.
I gave her another chance because she offered to drive to my city this time and pay for dinner. Her card got declined so she went out to her car to “get her other card”.
She never came back inside. https://t.co/BNJEDCvZKc— ☁️CloudFather☁️ (@trav_allen) January 19, 2020
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been on many bad dates but the weirdest one is probably the time a guy invited me over to his apartment where I soon discovered he had a pirate-themed bathroom, an 8-ft leather cross, & a human-size cage. then he made me watch Boondock Saints with him https://t.co/L6xv4Qae6Y
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2020
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WHERE DO I EVEN START…
▪️I went out with someone legally named Dracula
▪️One time a complete stranger broke up with me
▪️A dude once gave his number to our waitress IN FRONT OF ME while on our date https://t.co/Bpb92z90WB— Stephanie Cooke on Hiatus(ish) (@hellocookie) January 22, 2020
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i once went to junkyard golf with a guy and halfway into a game he said the neon lights were giving him a migraine, he said he was going outside for air and literally just never came back. safe to say i won the game. https://t.co/lIYA7GYaIb
— Lenn (@lennholmes) January 19, 2020
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Sophomore year I took a girl to see the movie Dodgeball. She told me that she brought her big purse because she was sneaking some goodies in for us. I thought goodies meant candy but actually it meant 3 cans of Four Lokos. She drank all 3 & I had to carry her out of the theatre. https://t.co/j9gDTXdJYY
— Tony Eichenlaub (@ike_tony) January 20, 2020
29.
We were at In n Out and this family thought the guy I was with was Chadwick Boseman and they wouldn’t leave us alone. And finally they got a picture with him and left. Weird for the both of us. And now these people think they have a photo with Chadwick Boseman at an In n Out 😂
— Z ⛄️❄️🎄 (@zeldanrogers) January 19, 2020
30.
I was meeting a guy at a bar & omw there, he said his friend’s there. Date was overly energetic & excited about EVERYTHING & said he loved everything about me. His friend was cuter, funnier & more chill. Date texted me the next day, I told him I wasn’t feeling it & this happened: pic.twitter.com/a7xIMbVzEy
— Victoria Nguyen (@NBAjournalist) January 20, 2020
